Yes, She’s a Bitch

Is your mood controlled by hers? Is she almost always defensive? Does she get angry when you suggest she does something nice for you? Be honest, is there an imbalance in your relationship, where she’s doing the majority of the decision-making and you’re three years down the track without a fucking clue how this has … More Yes, She’s a Bitch

Neighbourly Love

I overlook my neighbour’s house from my balcony. If I was lucky she’d be in her bra and panties when she put out her garbage, which was a bit of a turn on. She was blonde, curvy and mature but had a visiting boyfriend. However, one night the peace was broken when he lost his … More Neighbourly Love

Blow In, Blow Out

I met a girl who seemed pretty interesting online. Emails and phone calls ensued. Finally got a date organised after receiving some late night booty calls (she sounded drunk and it was too late, usually on a school night). For some mysterious reason, she was staying at her Mum’s so, I went over with flowers … More Blow In, Blow Out