When someone you love tells you they’re, “No longer in love with you,” it doesn’t immediately register. It must be a mistake, surely. That someone who you love can choose to up and move on. Move on? You feel like your investment of trust, time, money and all-round energy has been a waste. Of course, … More Heartbreak and Happy Pills
Confidence is everything in the dating game. It’s everything in courting a woman. As a good friend once said, “No chick likes a soft cock.” And that’s true. We spend way too much time strategising, contemplating, then regretting lost opportunities. The guy who gets the girl is the one who asks. Just like the salesperson who gets the order … More Let Go of Your Introversion
Blow jobs are rarely performed well. We put up with biting, pulling, bending and stretching. Our instincts tell us that we should, for a few seconds at least, dread whether it’s going to be a painful experience – especially with a new partner. Grateful for the sucking, licking and deep-throating, we are not always satisfied. … More The Dying Art of Fellatio
I blamed everything on her conservative Anglican upbringing. “We’re the boring one’s,” she’d often say. Apparently, the Pentecostals are the ones who rock out to God. Whatever. She wasn’t wrong. She was boring. Her appeal was odd, much like her lifestyle. But for a while, she was exactly what I needed: someone safe. I’d just … More The Church of Modern Day Spinsters
What’s with women and their pubis paranoia? Whether you believe in an all mighty creator or evolution, surely there’s some logic or science behind why us human beings grow hair on our private parts during puberty. Your local GP will tell you that pubic hair does have a purpose. It provides a cushion against friction … More Would It Kill You to Leave a Hint of Pubis?